The Aries have sprinted out to the early lead, collecting four medals on the first day of the ZodiOlympics.
That’s one more than Sagittarius and Cancer. Five other signs have picked up one each, while four signs are still shooting blanks.
On a medal weighted basis, Cancer has seven points, with a gold in women’s cross-country sking and two men’s silvers in speed skating and ski-jumping. The weights are three points for gold, two for silver, one for bronze.
The ZodiOlympics is a free service from The Glimpse that strips the quadrennial pageant of nationalism to group the achievements of the athletes according to the more godly and scientific categories of astrological signs.